Saturday, July 16, 2005

Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'llsqueeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have thesame tune?

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